How To Be An Effective Online Slut

There’s no better place than online to enjoy being a slut without having to deal with the traditional castigation from friends and co-workers.

For example, there’s nothing worse for a woman than being known as the Office Slut at work. And it doesn’t take much to become one. All you really have to do is blow two guys in the same department. Once you’re labeled the Office Slut, you’re stuck with it until you leave the company.

All a girl wants to do is have a little fun like the boys, but instead she gets the shaft. Twice, in this example. And while that may have been the original intent, the real result is not nearly as pleasant as it should be in the workplace.

But when you’re online, you can slut it up like there’s no tomorrow without getting those judgmental stares at the water cooler every day. In fact, it’s a whole new ball game. Old stigmas no longer apply. Here are some tips on being a more effective online slut:

Quality photography

Put a little effort into the dirty pix you post. Flash photography on genitals makes the prettiest pussy look sour. Black and white, higher contrast, lower brightness. Play with it first (the photo), then post. Whether the photo is raw Hustler dirty or only Maxim tantalizing, make sure it doesn’t paint you as a trailer trash slut who’s looking to spread more than just her legs.

Interests

You should always include “bi-sexual” whether you go both ways or not. Because that drives men crazy with lust. Include some random fetishes, like eyeball licking and panty sniffing. The more you love sex, the less desperate you seem. You’re in it for the fun, not the fuck alone.

Relationship Status

Being “Single” is just not slutty enough. Make it something like “It’s Complicated” even if you are single. Guys are really attracted to women who aren’t in a happy relationship or who want to fuck outside an existing relationship. It’s a challenge. It’s dangerous. It’s dirty. And then, if at the last minute you change your mind, you can just say, “I can’t do this to him.” And you’re out of there.

Quantity first, then quality

Since there are no ramifications from flirting like a two-bit hooker online, just do it. Draw in as many as you can, then you can be as picky as you want. Just because you’re going to be an online slut, doesn’t mean you have to fuck everyone. Round up enough candidates so that you can pick the cream of the crop. Then be as slutty as you want.

The Drive-By

People can share pix, but you never really know what you’re going to get until you meet them face-to-face. So I recommend the “Drive-By” once you’ve decided to meet up with someone. Either agree to do a slow drive by with the other person to confirm it’s a go, or have them meet you at a place like Starbucks and tell them to sit outside. If it’s the old bait n’ switch, just keep driving.

Mobile and online dating have provided a new way for women to be slutty without being known as “the slut”. So take advantage. You want to be dirty, be dirty. You still control the game. Be effective, but feel free to be the slut you always wanted to be without the negative connotation or reputation that used to go along with slutting it up.