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Halloween not only brings out the ghouls, but also the sluts and perverts. In all of us.

This is the one night a year that ALL women have the license to dress slutty, but not be perceived as a slut. Because if ALL women are doing it, there’s nothing slutty about it. Halloween normalizes dressing and looking like a slut.

So every girl’s costume is essentially the same: slutty [insert costume].

For guys, this is our opportunity to blatantly unleash the pervert inside and not get arrested or sent to Human Resources for it.

The more obvious choice is to dress as a flasher, wearing a raincoat, boots and boxers with a large plastic dildo hanging out the fly. The guy gets to go around flashing and shocking women, but not offending them. After the initial startle, women laugh and giggle instead of scream for the police.

A less obvious choice, but still very telling, is when a guy dresses like a woman. The makeup, the wig, the dress. For whatever reason, ALL men have a perverted curiosity about cross-dressing. And Halloween is our opportunity to explore that curiosity without anyone questioning our man card.

So keep this in mind: since looking like sluts and perverts is universally accepted during the Halloween season, slutty and perverted behavior is also more widely accepted.

For guys, this means you can get more pussy. For women, this means that a random hook-up is not only accepted by the guys that find out about it, but also by your catty friends who tend to judge that sort of behavior. Because they’re doing it too.

Adult dating is at its best in and around Halloween. Don’t just look slutty; be slutty. Don’t just look perverted; act like you’re trying to get arrested. Because this is the safest and most acceptable time to come out of your shell and get dirty. Like you know you want to…

Enjoy this unique opportunity the Halloween season presents and get yourself laid.